Okay, forgive this first post. I was still getting in the groove and my playing style was a bit off so there isn't much pictures to this one. Which is a shame since I thoroughly enjoy Romance Sims. Although, I didn't follow the traditional Prosperity Challenge, I still wanted to stick as close to the rules as possible. So I rolled the amount of founders I will have--which is 3 and all are male. The decision to pick all male founders is based on the fact that all my hot sims seems to be all women! Ugh. I also rolled for Aspiration and Astrology/Personality. If you have read my Legacies before this one, you know I also start out with a clean slate--custom faces, custom/geneticized skin and eyes and hair. I will be putting up a post on how to do a custom neighborhood so don't you worry!
Okay, enough chit chatting...
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Let me introduce to you my first founder, this here is Amand Santoine. He is obviously an elder. His desire in life (besides having 20 simoltaneous lovers) is to start a family before he goes to the great beyond. Being a Romance-minded Sim, he always thought that there was enough time to do this but before you know it, his prime years have passed and now he's hustling before he meets his maker. He is a cancer with 6 Neat points, 3 Shy points, 6 Active points, 4 Serious points, and 6 Nice points. His turn-ons (for every founder actually--I'm terribly uncreative at this part) is Custom Hair and Make-up. His turn-off is Stink.
"Halllooo! Don't you think this shirt if fruity? I told the young'un that she oughta get me some decent clothes but she tells me that this is the 'hip' thing these days. Whatever happened to bell-bottoms and polyester shirts?"
Mr. Santoine had a lovely abode with a charming slanted roof..
"You got the roof right, hunny, where's the rest of it?"
...the land behind it is fertile and ripe for...
"....mmmMmm fertile and ripe!...reminds me of the good ol' days, why when I was a young'un I never went a night without at least 2..."
...GARDENING!...
"....oh yes! Gardening...the plowing, you know! heh heh" *wink wink wink*
Lecherous fart.
Afternoon came with a bit of rain, as you can see rain is not the only thing that came around...
"...Hoooyahhh that is one sssseexxxyyy fox! Come to papa, you ripe plum you.."
Ha. You seem to need some glasses, Amand. That's a fellow elder your oogling..
"What! For shame! She oughta act her age and dress appropriately!"
*rolls eyes* (For some reason, when I made the game generate townies, a TON of elders were created..sooo annoying! I constantly had to look at their eyebrows and walk)
Amand and I agreed with one thing. His future spouse (if I ever decide to marry them) or live-in gestator will NOT be a fellow Romance Sim.
"Damn tootin'! There is only one room for a slick ol' fox in this house and that'll be me!"
Amand had two bolts for Allyn here so I decided it couldn't hurt to have them get to know each other more. Amand, of course, agreed whole-heartedly...
"...ohhh, she's so exotic, look at that skin, those eyes, that clothing, and those bre--"
I think we get the point.
That very afternoon, the two had their very first date. To my disappointment, Allyn here is a Romance Sim. But Amand didn't seem to mind...
"Gotta polish my skills, toots, she'll be useful" *wink wink wink* 
After this date with Allyn, Amand felt the need to meet new people. So off we went to the local diner...
"Haaalllloo! So your an exotic too, eh? I had me one of those this afternoon in fact!"
"Pardon?"
"Are ye deaf, missy? You could borrow my hearing aid if you wants.."
Even with his 'charming' ways the ladies still think he's a chocolate-coated raisin.
"Raisin? Phhooeey...more of a hunka hunka burnin--"
Raisin on the account that your so old and wrinkly.
"These young'uns no respect for their elders--"
Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.
For the rest of the afternoon, Amand met all the local ladies. He seemed to particularly like the 'exotics' as he calls them.
"Hallllloooo, my you fill that overalls real well!" crooned Amand
"Why, thank you! What a...interesting sweater you have on!"
"Thank you, dearie. It does enhance my complexion!"
That wasn't what he said earlier..pffft..
"Hooo--yah, I knew I wasn't losing my sight, she's still hot from this angle!"
After a lame invitation to see his etchings at home (not that he even ever held a sketch book), Noelle was putty in the old coots hands.
Later that night, Noelle paid another visit but just to drop off Amand's earnings for the day. Yes, I said earnings...Amand is too old to get a decent job and if you know how to work it, presents from your dates can support you reaaallll well. ;-)
Diane was loitering all day at Amand's front step so I took pity on her and made him pay attention. To no one's surprise (really), Amand had dream date status by the end of the day.
Amand was conflicted by his choices. He had 3 women who adored him but all three were of the same nature as him! He did not relish the thought of the conflict that would serve him. His own nature was hard enough to control, he did NOT need another Romance-crazed sim in his household. These thoughts were enough to drive him out of his house and into the local bar.
"Well, missy..you managed to make me sound more complex than I am, good job! But the bottom line is that I need myself a baby maker"
What the---I assure you I'd take offense at that phrase but I whole-heartedly agree. BUT I've decided you'll be marrying your baby momma so--
"Okies!"
What?
"You've gone deaf again, I said okay.."
Oh. Really? Well that makes it so much easier...get your butt off that stool and start scoping..
Contrary to what the picture shows, Amand actually found Nerrisa here the hottest of all the babes in the land..well..the bar that is. It was just the moment that he started to approach her, his phone rang and this kid (who he met once) was on the other line. SHE KEEPS CALLING HIM. Creepy.
Amand ended up having a dream date with Nerrisa, who thankfully is a Pleasure Sim. I truly apologize for the rushed ending. I don't know why I didn't take photos!
"Pure laziness is what its called.."
Shut it, buster. Didn't I get you a three-bolter? I'm thrilled that they actually get along so well. I can't wait for the babies to start popping..
"Whoa there, missy, not so fast..."
We're going to have twins and--
"Twins! She hasn't even moved in yet!"
Pfft, a minor set back. Watch...
"So you wanna move in, hunny pie?"
"Oh, I thought it was already a done deal?"
What'd I tell you?
Now onto the baby making part of this segment
"Get out"
No need to be rude! Sheesh! YAY BABIES!
After three-freaking-tries, the two are finally expecting. Since Mr. Santoine life-expectancy is of an ant in Sim terms, I wanted to do this as soon as possible. It was amusing to have Nerrisa propose to him..
"Who wears the britches in this house anyways?"
There I've proven it. Amand is a low-down dirty-dirty fraud. What Romance Sim gets a good memory at getting engaged?
"I'm chock full of surprises, eh?"
"I'd like to think it's the woman he proposed to.." chimed Nerrisa
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And here I leave you with Santoine Round 1! I'm sorry if its rough. I really don't care har har. I'm just doing this to keep track of my Prosperity and I had challenge-envy when I saw Wen's Prosperity family! I WANT to have that much Simmies! See you next time!
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"What'chu lookin' at, missy? Can't a man enjoy his bubbles in peace?"
