Yeah, don't ask me about the title. I really have no clue lol. Okay onto our next founder...
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....and we're off to a beautiful start!



"What framming crap is this?"

*Looks innocent* To what are you referring to, Alistair?

"This roof you call a house!"

Tis your home, naturally :-) Must save on the simoleons, you know.

"But--"

End of discussion.

Alistair Stats is as follows:
Fortune Sim
Lifetime Want: To Become a Presdigitator
Personality: Gemini, Sloppy/N 4, S/Outgoing 7, L/Active 8, Serious/P 3, Grouchy/N 3


"So your our new roof-dweller, eh?"

"I assure you I had nothing to do with it"

"I'm sure, I'm sure. Creator's can be so feeble-minded..no creativity what-so-ever"

Hey! I'm right here.

"Not to mention self-centered.."

Ugh.


"You know, I've read up on this phenomenon called prosperity-challenge. Really, I do believe this whole isle was created for the sole purpose of amusing--"

Nuh-uh. What'chu talking about, Willis?

"---our-so-called 'Creator', who I believe has a short attention span, probably an undiagnosed ADD--"

HEY! What is this? Beat-up-on-Creator-day? (On a side-note, there in the background is Nerissa! If you haven't been paying attention, she's the wife of Amand, our resident romance-Sim!)



So far this neighborhood continues to amuse me, here is....uhh I forgot her name..but for the sake of formality lets call her Crazy Blondie. She just appeared out of nowhere and...


....knocked over our trash can! What'd we do to you, Crazy Blondie?!

"Well, well, well, Welcome to the neighborhood...and I just felt like it, okay? Mean sim here.."


"Hooo--wheee your garbage-knocking-skills got me all aflutter!"

Yep, he's a two-bolter with her, very amusing.


Classic, ain't it? Yes, Alistair got into the Entertainment Career within his second day.


Alistair went to the local restaurant after work to meet some of his neighbors and maybe find the woman of his dreams.



"D'uhhhhhh, sooo like the special of the day is..ummm..I'd like to say a Baked Alaskan! I'd like to totally see an Alaskan, y'know? I hear they stay in ice cubes!"

"Err, I'd like a new waiter please!"



Out of all the ladies in the house, Alastair heart-farted over some elder. I don't KNOW WHY I have such an abundant amount of elders walking around this custom neighborhood. Gurr.



BINGO! Pretty-babies alert! Look who just came strolling down our lane! She's THE ONE. Not to mention Alistair and Rishell here has two-bolts! Doesn't she look like Denise Richards in this picture?



After becoming fast friends, Alistair offered Rishell here a make-over. I just needed to change her hair since it reminds me of my Oh, Mother Country Legacy founder!



I love how they look so dubious before they see what they look like. Heh heh. I'd be scared too if I had to rely on my Simmies for a make-over!



"You have such well-defined shoulders! I can just eat it up!"

Err?



After a successful date, Rishell came over later that night to leave us a present! Whoo-hoo, a useless water fountain thingie that will bring mucho simoleons! Alistair is busy skilling up for a promotion to pay any attention.



Nothing like the feeling of a bolt of lightning. Twice. Har har. I hated the camera angles in the roof-shack so I got rid of it and reverted to lawn-living. Hehe. How was I suppose to know he'd get hit by lightning in bed?

"Ahhhh! This is no-treatment for a founder! I demand a roof over my head!"

That's not what you said earli--

"Let me clarify, walls with a roof, PLEASE"

Get me some moola then we'll talk.




After work (with a much-needed promotion), Alistair proposed to Rishell.

"Will you have me? I don't have much but--"

"YES!"

"Will you move--"

"YES!"

Well, that went well :-)


I just couldn't bear the thought of such a pretty Sim wearing her sweats as Everyday so I had Rishell go shopping right after she moved in. I can't remember how much she brought in but it wasn't much. She made up for it with the decent amount of skills she has!

Rishell Gothier (love her name lol)
Family Sim (bleh)
Lifetime Want: Reach Golden Anniversary (double bleh--will change that but I'll keep her as Family)
Personality: Sloppy/N 4, S/Outgoing 10, Lazy/A 4, Serious/P 4, Grouchy/N 3

Isn't she pretttttyyyy?



As soon as she got home from her shopping spree, Rishell and Alistair made their vows to each other. Yes, I don't let moss grow under me. I'm very anal like that. Har har.



"Whoopee?"

"Yep"

Baby lullaby. Yay.



With promotions and some money from Rishell, I was finally able to put a roof..

"With WALLS!"

Yes, yes with WALLS. It's not much, but its a start, eh? Thank you for reading! See you next time!